What good is a tracking website, if all it does is make one angry?*
Feeling too happy? Issues with optimism?
No problem!
Just check the UPS tracking website!
Instant frustration guaranteed!
Still feeling too good?
Just call UPS costumer service!
Free Anger That Leads To Hatred That Leads To The Dark Fucking Side!
Not yet enough?
Wait for UPS costumer service promised callback!
And experience for yourself The Wrath Of Khan!
*the new scheduled delivery date is now thursday, november 19.
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Brato's Music & Videos
- The Blaine Lake Audio Report
- Rammstein Live (bad audio)
- There And Back Again
- Downer
- Android
- Vertigo Calling
- Mouldy
- My Heart Is A Strawberry
- Pro Tools Test Track
- Hinterland Holiday
- Hair Country Version Verse 2 Live
- I Wonder if it Rains at Home
- Hair
- Hospital
- Tales of a Fish 2009
- Poetry Today #3: Secret Agent Frog
- Poetry Today #2: Maggots
- Poetry Today #1: Herbert
- Gone Fishin'
2 comments:
Dear Brato: I am sad. I am sad that you are not getting your dreamy computer as quickly as you had hoped. I was really wanting to see a "holy shit my new computer is RAD!!!!" post yesterday. Sigh. Patience. One needs patience when they live in Bumfuck. (I ran out, that's why I moved.)
thank you for those kind words.
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