What does this mean, really? Is it meant to warn parents, that if you happen to dress your kid in loose-fitting clothes, they will easily go up in flames? That they will spontaneously combust?
And is there a garment, which is flame-resistant? Apart from asbestos of course, and everybody knows how important that is for the safety of our loved ones.
"Honey, I don't know about these asbestos fibers... little Janie's coughing blood again..."
"Awww come on, do you rather have her catch fire? The house might burn down!"
"Yeah, right. You're so smart - suck it up, Janie! Quiet now!"
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I once combusted myself! It was a life changing experience.
I am left with a mental image of Richie in little girl pyjamas.
*erases brain*
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