Country Music

There is good country music and there is bad country music. Good country music follows along the general toppics wife (or lover), truck, dog, and respectively the loss of wife, truck and dog.
I can listen to that kind of country.
It has certain almost honest feel about it.

Bad country follows the general theme of daddy loves his truck with his hand on his heart in front of the American flag while watching his daughter grow up too quickly. I think they actually refer to it as Nu-Country.

Why am I telling you this?
On monday at work somebody had turned on some kind of Nashville Country Station. They kept playing the same songs over and over and in between songs anncounced upcoming guest DJ's, actual country musicians, who would then play their 'favourite' tunes, but in the end kept playing the same shitty songs over and over.
Songs about lollypops stuck forgotten on the sofa. About nothing's sweeter then American honey. About if you're not down with his redneck crowd you can kiss his country ass.

Well, nu-country, you can suck my country cock.
Seriously, I almost got ear cancer from that shit.