There's hope for humankind, because of:
- the invention of non-latex condoms.*
- the invention of alcohol-free beer.**
*because they're way better than normal ones: No smell.
** because it tastes likes beer, refreshes like only beer can refresh, makes you feel like drinking beer (so manly, muahahahar), but doesn't make you fat. Nor drunk. It's also less expensive.
Alternative post title: Serious Signs Of Getting Old #1 and #2.
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