Mechanical Horse Part 2

(check if completed)
1. Remove feet, handlebar, seat, pedals and all other detachable parts. CHECK!
2. Find a big enough box. FAILURE!
2b. Be upset because found boxes are too small. CHECK!
2c. Make plans to find bigger box. CHECK! (sort of)
2d. Find bigger box. Be happy. Realize box is still too small. CHECK!
2e. Modify box to fit necessary measurements. CHECK!
2f. Use loads of duct tape make 2e happen. CHECK!
2g. Keep thinking: This will never work! This will never work! FAILURE!
2h. Be happy about newly created box. CHECK!
3. Optional: Inquire about shipping costs at post office and UPS store. CHECK!
4. Put everything in the box(es). CHECK!
5. Haul to chosen shipping company (Canada Post). CHECK!
6. Pay. CHECK!
7. Travel on commercial airliners to destination.
8. Show up with identification.
9. Receive parcel(s).
10. Carry home, unpack, reassemble, ride.