Wednesday, September 30, 2009

How To Send A Mechanical Horse In 10 Easy Steps

(check if completed)
1. Remove feet, handlebar, seat, pedals and all other detachable parts.
2. Find a big enough box.
2b. Be upset because found boxes are too small. CHECK!
2c. Make plans to find bigger box. CHECK! (sort of)
3. Optional: Inquire about shipping costs at post office and UPS store. CHECK!
4. Put everything in the box(es).
5. Haul to chosen shipping company.
6. Pay.
7. Travel on commercial airliners to destination.
8. Show up with identification.
9. Receive parcel(s).
10. Carry home, unpack, reassemble, ride.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I like that you call it a "mechanical horse."