Thursday, June 18, 2009

Adult Entertainment: Six Annoying Things

1. Getting it on in inhospitable, barren and uncomfortable surroundings like i.e. hot desert sun, icy mountain slope or snow, under water, on a boat in heavy wind or any other place where people usually don't feel like fucking their brains out.
2. Performers who fail to hide their disinclination/listlessness/inappetency, in short: Performers who don't have fun or can't fake it.
3. First person perspective.
4. Attempts for plot or storyline.
5. Gagging while practising deep throat.
6. Fucking the armpit.

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