Living in the Fifties

Pros

1. I would not only make breakfast every morning for my wife, I would also give her a cigarette with her morning coffee. ("Have a smoke, it's good for you.") Back in the fifties smoking cigarettes was still healthy.

2. I would write a song like "Johnny B. Goode" or "Hound Dog" and instantly become a famous rock star.

3. All pubic hair would be real: When watching The Reader I wouldn't spend half the time waiting to see Kate Winslet's fake pubic hair (I waited in vain. I didn't see it. It wasn't there. I must have missed it.)

Cons

1. I would live in the Fifties.