Frozen Pizza & Other Bargains

Frozen Pizza:
Two or three days ago I found frozen pizzas (485 g) for 2.99 each plus tax. Oh baby, I thought, frozen pizzas! This week's food-hunting is done! There was even a woman with a little grill sitting next to the frozen pizzas, offering pieces to costumers. I grabbed 5 pizzas, one Veggie, one Salami, one Hawaii, one Cheeseburger, one Deluxe. They come wrapped in plastic, with some circle-shaped cardboard below for stability. Here's what happened then:
1. The checkout guy charged me 3.99 per pizza. Fucker. Humble as I am I went back to the Lady to confirm 2.99. Then I confronted the checkout guy. He instantly turned mute and it took him a felt eternity to scribble here and there and type cryptic numbers into his machine (the line of costumers waiting for service grew longer and longer). Meanwhile I tried a bottle of orange vitamin-enriched water I had also bought, for reasons that are now hardly reconstructable. I almost barfed. The costumers exchanged glances. I felt uncomfortable and strangely out of place. Then the guy turned around. Without a word he handed my 5 bucks. I quickly left the store.
2. Back home I was hungry, so I put the Deluxe into the oven and then busied myself with other things. Of course time flew by and I burned the pizza, but I bravely ate the dark brown frisbee. The flavour was alright.
3. The next day I hate the Veggie, which tasted exactly the same. Later I also ate the one with salami, which tasted exactly the same.
4. Today I ate the Hawaii. I chose it because reading Cheeseburger on the other one made me feel a little, uhm, suspicious. It was not the time for adventure or experiment. The Hawaii by the way tasted exactly like the other ones.
5. Tomorrow or later today I will eat the Cheeseburger. I now feel more confident about it, because I can safely conclude that the probability of acceptable flavour is quite high. I expect it to taste just like the other ones.

First Conclusions from all this:
1. Always check your receipts.
2. Make your own food from scratch. Reasons: a) It tastes better. b) You'll live longer.

Other Bargains:
None, really. I got myself a new razor. Mach 3 Turbo*. Paid 12 bucks for it. Could have picked the Sensor Excel, but the mid-nineties design and only two blades kind of dissuaded me. Could have picked the Mach 3, but why go without the Turbo if it's only 1 buck more?
Dispite the kind of anachronistic late-nineties-design I feel like I can drive this thing. Or fly to the moon with it. Also back in the day my first razor was a Mach 3. I'm older now, I do the Turbo now. Man, life is great.

*extra blades included: 2